the shit i do instead of schoolwork

rejectmediocrity: sharnacious: When I first got to Seattle, I...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:21:41 -0400

sharnacious:

When I first got to Seattle, I took a walk around my new neighbourhood, Greenlake, to get to know the place. And by that I mean I went and found the nearest fro-yo shop. As I was rounding the corner back to my house I saw the most glorious thing sitting on the sidewalk: that cat, right there. That glorious, weird-faced cat. He came right up to me and we had a cuddle and I made sure to take a picture. Mostly because how can you verbally describe that face, am I right?

I went inside and was all, “So, Lauren, there’s this weird looking cat.” And she’s all, “The white shaved one with the face?” And I was all, “YEAH!” That’s how that conversation went. She told me that he hangs around the neighbourhood and is super friendly.

After that, every time I left the house or came home, I was hoping to run into the cat again. When I went out the other day for a walk (read: to get fro-yo), he was across the street chillin’. Maybe a little bit of illin’. (I have no idea what that means.) But this time he had a name tag.

AND IT SAID “MISTER FACE”.

Holy shit. That may be the most perfect name for that cat. I can’t even… Ugh, too good.

Anyway, I think Mister Face should be famous on the Internet. He’s obviously way more fantastic than all those other Internet cats (sorry beloved Grumpy Cat and Lil Bub, but it’s true). The only problem is that I’m afraid of Reddit. And everyone knows Reddit is how cats become famous.

So somebody who is not afraid of Reddit should post some pictures of Mister Face so he can become famous. Then when people are all, “Excuse me, ma’am, could you hold the elevator for me?” I can be all, “Um, I discovered Mister Face. What have you done?” as the door closes in their face.

MR….FACE….

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Thu, 23 May 2013 00:20:13 -0400

alex-ampora-stole-the-tardis: swizzy1999: alex-ampora-stole-the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:14:27 -0400

alex-ampora-stole-the-tardis:

swizzy1999:

alex-ampora-stole-the-tardis:

he even has the bow tie

HIS FIRST NAME IS WILLIAM, MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

Fun Fact: Bill is short for William

zazzle-poetry: buy here

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:14:10 -0400

zazzle-poetry:

buy here

sisky: why can men go shirtless in public and my bra strap can’t fall by accident or else world war...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:13:58 -0400

sisky:

why can men go shirtless in public and my bra strap can’t fall by accident or else world war three will break out

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Thu, 23 May 2013 00:13:37 -0400

poisonous-faygo:

airbornranchdressing:

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Except for lord English being ripped as fuck

ianthe: here is a post about art

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:04:44 -0400

ianthe:

here is a post about art

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:58:52 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:58:45 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:58:40 -0400

lobotomyfail: The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:50:23 -0400

lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:50:14 -0400

forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

kanyewesticle: pospiscal: mdnartpop: anxietyblogger: gay-men:...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:45:10 -0400

kanyewesticle:

pospiscal:

mdnartpop:

anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

me in 2 years

me in a week

Me now

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:44:59 -0400

ask me stuff im bored as heck

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:44:29 -0400

1: Full name
2: Age
3: 3 Fears
4: 3 things I love
5: 4 turns on
6: 4 turns off
7: My best friend
8: Sexual orientation
9: My best first date
10: How tall am I
11: What do I miss
12: What time were I born
13: Favourite color
14: Do I have a crush
15: Favourite quote
16: Favourite place
17: Favourite food
18: Do I use sarcasm
19: What am I listening to right now
20: First thing I notice in new person
21: Shoe size
22: Eye color
23: Hair color
24: Favourite style of clothing
25: Ever done a prank call?
27: Meaning behind my URL
28: Favourite movie
29: Favourite song
30: Favourite band
31: How I feel right now
32: Someone I love
33: My current relationship status
34: My relationship with my parents
35: Favourite holiday
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42: When did I last hold hands?
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
45: Where am I right now?
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49: Am I excited for anything?
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55: What is something I disliked about today?
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57: What do I think about most?
58: What’s my strangest talent?
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61: What was the last lie I told?
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64: Do I believe in magic?
65: Do I believe in luck?
66: What’s the weather like right now?
67: What was the last book I’ve read?
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69: Do I have any nicknames?
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
71: Do I spend money or save it?
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
74: Favourite animal?
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78: How can you win my heart?
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80: What is my favorite word?
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86: What is my current desktop picture?
87: Had sex?
88: Bought condoms?
89: Gotten pregnant?
90: Failed a class?
91: Kissed a boy?
92: Kissed a girl?
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94: Had job?
95: Left the house without my wallet?
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
97: Had sex in public?
98: Played on a sports team?
99: Smoked weed?
100: Did drugs?
101: Smoked cigarettes?
102: Drank alcohol?
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104: Been overweight?
105: Been underweight?
106: Been to a wedding?
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109: Been outside my home country?
110: Gotten my heart broken?
111: Been to a professional sports game?
112: Broken a bone?
113: Cut myself?
114: Been to prom?
115: Been in airplane?
116: Fly by helicopter?
117: What concerts have I been to?
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119: Learned another language?
120: Wore make up?
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122: Had oral sex?
123: Dyed my hair?
124: Voted in a presidential election?
125: Rode in an ambulance?
126: Had a surgery?
127: Met someone famous?
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
129: Peed outside?
130: Been fishing?
131: Helped with charity?
132: Been rejected by a crush?
133: Broken a mirror?
134: What do I want for birthday?
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
136: Was I named after anyone?
137: Do I like my handwriting?
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
139: Favourite Tv Show?
140: Where do I want to live when older?
141: Play any musical instrument?
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
143: Favourite pizza toping?
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
145: Am I afraid of heights?
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
148: What I’m really bad at
149: What my greatest achievments are
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery
152: What do I like about myself
153: My closest Tumblr friend
154: Something I fantasise about
155: Any question you’d like?

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:43:56 -0400

isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:38:49 -0400

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

acowardlylion: first date questions

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:38:04 -0400

acowardlylion:

first date questions

sometimes i think about things that i’ve done that i really fucked up and i just get so upset...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:36:19 -0400

sometimes i think about things that i’ve done that i really fucked up and i just get so upset because i think of all the ways i could have handled it better but uugh

oh well at least my Pokemon still like me

markhumpus: I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:34:47 -0400

markhumpus:

I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING

the shit i do instead of schoolwork

rejectmediocrity: sharnacious: When I first got to Seattle, I...

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alex-ampora-stole-the-tardis: swizzy1999: alex-ampora-stole-the...

zazzle-poetry: buy here

sisky: why can men go shirtless in public and my bra strap can’t fall by accident or else world war...

poisonous-faygo: airbornranchdressing: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ＴＨＥＲＥ ＡＲＥ ＮＯ ＣＡＮＯＮ ＢＯＤＹ ＴＹＰＥＳ ＩＮ...

ianthe: here is a post about art

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lobotomyfail: The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your...

kanyewesticle: pospiscal: mdnartpop: anxietyblogger: gay-men:...

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ask me stuff im bored as heck

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isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for...

acowardlylion: first date questions

sometimes i think about things that i’ve done that i really fucked up and i just get so upset...

markhumpus: I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND...

poisonous-faygo: airbornranchdressing: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧ ＴＨＥＲＥＡＲＥＮＯＣＡＮＯＮＢＯＤＹＴＹＰＥＳＩＮ...